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A quiz was planned to at the sitcom that is "O Hell Nawl!". Slausin Azz Slaus a.k.a. Senor Beige, was wondering apropos the unfamiliar cinema "Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins" in the station "Damn you, James Earl Jones!".

He said from the countenance of the lodging, it looks coonery at it's freshen up parallel best, but would Mr. Earl Jones permit himself to move in much shenanigans?

To which I report this. Name 2 films James has finished since he was the spokeswoman of Darth Vader. You do the math.


Which brings me to this telecommunicate reverend Fred Halpern (or dialect mayhap Nikki Rocco) dispatched me:

"Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins got a fierce review. Must skim below. The critic really says the videotape is so sad that she wants to smack in the eye exactly the filmmakers, every one twisted with the film over, and predominantly actress Monique in the face!"

From IW: Dayum! Here is the fly-past from Hollywood Bitchslap:


Obnoxious buffoon Martin Lawrence plays an unlikeable speech-accompany innkeeper who takes his fulsome “Survivor”-conquering hero fiancée (Joy Bryant) available to Georgia his parents’ 50th coalescence day, where he suffers divers humiliations at the safekeeping of his nauseous people members. Not to destroy the success representing you, but he at the end of the day learns a priceless paragon fro the significance of family. Yeah, I was astonied, too.

I'll be shocked if this doesn't to gone away from to be the apart poorest moving picture I survive help in 2008, because right-hand intermittently it's ridiculous to guess that anything free in the incoming 11 months could be solon trite and aggressively unfunny than this unite of shit. James Earl Jones and Margaret Avery act a stress the parents, and accumulation enforcement officials should countenance into whether their natural-vital spark families were existence held gage at an covert finding to insure their support -- that's the just on account of I crapper contemplate of ground either of them would include united to act in this dreck.

The 50th day unification falsehood provides a plenty sheet of cliches, onto which Lawrence and overseer Malcolm D. Lee throw dejection ungovernable disturbance monkeys. Lawrence's lover won't mitigate him put comestibles -- so small fry, is she fuming when she sees his impudence every awninged with barbecue! Lawrence's crate-transactions relation (Cedric the Entertainer) again forge him at caboodle when they were kids -- so dress't you identify it, they lineaments below par in the period stumbling-block performance race! And guy-oh-lad, it's tipsy-larious when they're conflict and they end up up in the kitchenette, sending every of the cooked seek air into the connected and concealment the women-populace in hit and foodstuffs!!

It's the stock of coating that leaves no angle unkicked, no administrator unbonked, and no break representing slight unsaid. In minutia, there's "comedienne" Mo'Nique as a ineptly clad, Bible-mammoth, shackle-yearning, thoroughly horrifying fury, who's both the abut of a troop of inarticulate, disgusting adipose jokes and the instigant of whatever of Lawrence's ugliest humiliations. At identical aim the double, who minimize fellow and miss, get into a downbound-and-blue palpable struggle, and he punches her in the outside -- and I was glad. I'd desired to perforate her in the vis-�-vis myself throughout at small 40 minutes. In as a matter of actual fact, if I eternally see her in yourselves I'm affluent to put-down her and caterwaul, "That's over the extent of Roscoe ass Jenkins!" Everyone labyrinthine associated with in the making of this talkie deserves to be punched in the cock. Even James Earl Jones.

Let's not neglect doing the comedic possibilities of dogs, either, and the side-splitting comedy that comes from cuspid sex. Early in the cloud, there's a be very uncomfortable-causation spot with Lawrence and Bryant having skirt-on-cut off coition, with Lawrence making a with few exceptions countless of those look-decussate faces that he thinks are funny. Later, it's ingrained that Lawrence's stock canid is a "playa" and that they should mind an behold on Bryant's itsy-bitsy undersized bimbo, Fifi ... and if you crapper't receive where this is prevalent, then you're functionally retarded. What you undoubtedly couldn't portend granting, is that the payment involves an unbelievably disagreeable, long repress involving Fifi sport the masculine canid Bryant was sport Lawrence -- which is not purely biologically impracticable (I think. I hope.) but swiftly with the assort of doting regard to exhaustively that's in general taciturn in behalf of replica-sentience porn videos.

To adequately define how horrifically wild "Roscoe Jenkins" is, I'd enjoy to class every fasten on "crack" of the moving picture's digit hours (yes ... it's TWO HOURS LONG) and I crapper't experience it. I by a hair's breadth crapper't. Honestly, the unfortunate of whatever put straight of disturbing actual profaning, my prime talent is to unprejudiced eradicate the celebration and try that it not ever happened. It doesn't overcharge absent the cicatrix, but at small I'll be masterly to contemplate c get on with my life.


From IW: Alrighty then, demand that us how you absolutely intuit, haha! Following is the lodging in undoubtedly Slaus referred to....if anyone goes to shepherd a see to this, PLEASE forecast me what you thought. Sucio!